dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Escalade Escapade

Posted February 13th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Car Corruption, Piddle Party, Submitted.

Instead of going out to do his business in the field at work, Winston decided that he wanted to claim my Boss’ Escalade for his own.

Black is the New White

Posted February 13th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

My name is Qian, and I’m 9 months old. I made mommy sweat from all the mopping she had to do.

Snow bunny bootie barf

Posted February 12th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Shoe Shames, Submitted, Vomit Comet.

I ate my friend Sophie’s winter booties right off her paws. Dad and mom made me barf… sick but, #notashamed

That’s a wrap

Posted February 12th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Vomit Comet.

We were out for a fun Friday night and came home to empty shredded bags and an unholy mess of seven large piles of previously consumed human food. Lily was tall enough to stand on her hind legs and grab two packages consisting of ten pitas and a dozen tortillas. This pushed Lily to the “I don’t feel so well” zone dogs often find themselves in. Lily Bad Dog is feeling just fine the day after, though she may have a gluten-hangover!

Wilbur the Wimp

Posted February 12th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Piddle Party, Submitted.

Our foster dog Wilbur was feeling a little a excited and decided to hump his foster sister, even though she runs our house….big mistake! She whipped around so fast and put him in his place and his first reaction was to pee all over himself …..what a mighty dog!

Chain reaction

Posted February 11th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Babysitter, Submitted, Vomit Comet.

I like to throw up my breakfast and then eat it. My human brother watches me and it makes him gag too! I smell like vomit every day.

Stranger Danger

Posted February 11th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

When we go to the dog park Abe is under the impression everyone is there to see him. Every tennis ball is thrown for him to chase and every time someone whistles it is obviously calling him. Today, Abe played with a pug and his 8 yr old owner. Next thing I know, he’s trying to walk out the gates with his new family.

I’ll show them who’s boss!

Posted February 11th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Shoe Shames, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I bit my mom and got in trouble….so I ate my daddy’s shoe

Don’t go breakin’ my heart…

Posted February 11th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Toy Tug-O-War.

She finally ripped her bears heart out, the bears devastated 🙁

In the Name of Science – Help needed!

Posted February 11th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

“I Ate My Humans Research Project, Help!!”

My teenage human is conducting scientific research on the personality traits of dog owners and parents. Please help him by taking his survey, as a bonus you’ll learn your personality type!

Editor’s note: Austin is a Junior in High School participating in this year’s science fair. This is what he had to say about his project: “I’m trying to determine if parents and dog owners possess similar personality traits. I’m challenging the belief that ‘you should get a dog before you have a child because it will prepare you for parenthood.’ My belief is that people who genuinely want to take care of and love a dog naturally possess good traits for parenthood.”

Please take a minute to fill out Austin’s survey and help out a fellow dog shaming fan! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!

Click here to be directed to the survey website.

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