Harley Quinn steals highlighter and eats it – ends up with yellow feet and jowels
Let me highlight my favourite pawssage for you!
Posts By: dogkeeper
You don’t need them when it’s dark anyways…
I Eat Your Sunglasses at Night.
Brimstone killed Jesus :(
“Someone is going to be in deep doo-doo when he gets to the ol’ pearly gates!”
Our Rottie smashed the head off of the Jesus statue in our backyard. That’s what happens when you name your dog Brimstone.
And the award for worst guard dog goes to…
I’m supposed to keep the chickens out of the house.
Fit for a Queen-size mattress
I crawl between my parents at night and push my dad out of bed. Dad sleeps on the couch now…I get mom and a queen size bed to myself.
-Meg
The grass is always greener on the inside
Our poor old dog Macy, gets an upset tummy an awful lot. She goes outside to eat grass, will be out there for half an hour, but then comes back inside to throw up on the carpet.
I find loopholes
Cooper, our hammer tic/mountain cur mix sneaks behind the couch to eat our stuff.
George did it.
This is George. George is 3 and was adopted from the humane society 10 months ago. George has the sweetest disposition and loves EVERYONE… Except six pillows, Santa, pajama pants, underwear, the couch, and a 10lb bag of flour. Those things MUST be destroyed. TODAY. George’s mom apologizes for ‘hashtagging’ wrong, she is too busy cleaning up to fix the sign and well… It’s pretty obvious who did it!
There is no box big enough for me…
I’m in the box of shame because I ate my mums dance fan… again!
There is no box of shame big enough for me…
I had some chinese dance fans imported from China for my ballet class… Cece my 5 month Doberman was instantly obsessed and scaled just about anything to get her paws on one… I am now one fan short!!
Duck, Duck, Goose
My name is Callie Louanne and my Mom is mad at me because I ate goose poop.
