My name is Sadie. I jumped the kennel and ate a MONTH’s worth of HORSE supplements. Hopefully I won’t die.
P.S. She’s fine, just bloated.
Hungry as a Horse
Posts By: dogkeeper
Sand Crap’stles
I poop on little kids’ sandcastles
-Hurley
Not so good the second time around
This is our rescue dog, Bailey, he has eaten many things but this was by far the worst.
“I had to go to the vet at 1am because I thought a box of tampons would be a good snack! – Bailey P.S. I had to throw up all 15. They weren’t as good the second time.
Boys are disgusting.
My lurcher pup trumps whenever he goes down the stairs. He’s not fussed if someone happens to be walking behind him.
High flight risk, take their passports.
“I found out I was not included in my Mom and Dad’s vacation to Turkey and Greece next month, so I ate Dad’s passport. Next time, do what’s right and these ‘accidents’ won’t happen! Love, Addie”
Crazed fan runs across the field to kiss star pitcher
I ran onto the field during the softball game to say hi to my dad while he was pitching. I am not ashamed. In fact, I tried it again in the 6th inning, but Mom stopped me.
-Penny
(or as Grandpa calls me, “Red Devil”)
At-Home Manicure Failure
I chewed my uncle Aaron’s manicure set. You should be happy I didn’t cut myself.
Not-So-Dynamic Duo
Oakley: “I ate the corned beef my dad made for St. Patrick’s Day. Now my tummy hurts a little…” (sorry, but not sorry.)
Scout: “I was asleep in the other room and can’t believe I missed it.”
Hairy Situation
My mom left me home while she went to work, so I ate her hairbrush.
Tootin’ for Toddlers!
When I sleep I get so relaxed I fart. I smell so bad I made my little human throw up all over her bed. They are silent but violent.
