dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Can you pay my bills? No I can’t, I’m a dog.

Posted April 6th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under mailman meanies, Submitted.

Mr. Bennett decided he wanted to help mommy pay the bills today while we were at work! Or perhaps he was looking for the appointment reminder for his neuter next month!!

How you doin’?

Posted April 6th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Escape artists, Submitted.

I run away from home and use my good looks to get gourmet wild rabbit treat at the village market #fancypants #golddigger

Poncho of Shame

Posted April 6th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Underwear Snatchers, Who's Training Whom.

My name is Butter. I like to sneak into my parents laundry basket and pull out my dads used handkerchiefs. I carefully chew out the gooey centers and craft them into fantastic articles of artisanal clothing. Here I am modeling my most recent piece, the poncho of shame.

Cannot guarantee to keep your whites, whiter!

Posted April 6th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

Sacky got groomed on a Saturday and was looking handsome and his fur was so white! By Sunday evening, he had ruined his pearly white fur… He was licking up some grease underneath the grill when some dripped onto his head.
His grooming cost us $50.

H.A. (Humpers Anonymous)

Posted April 5th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I like humping my daddy’s leg. I am a female. #sorrynotsorry

Forever Sick

Posted April 5th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I don’t like my medicine. I will eat the hotdog bit with the pill inside, then later spit the pill out when mommy isn’t looking. I will be FOREVER SICK.
When we adopted Artimus he had a sever upper respiratory and ear infection. It has been 3 months and he still sneezes and coughs, much to the vets (and our) surprise. I went home and found out that it’s not for my lack of trying, he is just spitting out the pill!

Neighbors are not a fan

Posted April 5th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

Mom says our neighbour is afraid of dogs……so I decided to help her with exposure therapy. Mom says I’m not helping. 🙁

The Easter Beagle

Posted April 5th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Submitted.

I had a box of Cadbury eggs ready to mail out to a friend and Bentley managed to pull it off the counter while I was gone.

Editor’s note: Keep an eye on your pooches over the holidays, there’s lots of stuff they can eat that could potentially make them sick. Happy Easter everyone!