“I managed to reach moms nightstand and took her $300 pair of favourite glasses and destroyed them within minutes, now she is mad AND blind” – Otto Von Bismarck
Mad AND blind
Posts By: dogkeeper
Eat rocks
They say she’ll never have any tartar …
Ooops
Left my one year old dog Chloe home alone with her older brother Xavier. She felt that we were never coming back and ate the door while brother stood and watched.
Too Cheesy?
“I stole my mom’s grilled cheese sandwich right out of her hand because I’m fast and I wanted it! Signed: Kessler Margaret.”
Darn, I was really looking forward to my lunch too……shame on you, Kessie!
The NightGuards
“After an emergency trip to the vets, I thanked mom by eating her night guard.” – Oliver.
“I helped” – Isabelle.
Death of Barbie
I tore Barbie’s head off and ate her hair. I didn’t like the way she was looking at me. Baxter
Dog feels no shame, owner does.
Found my dog had been “shamed” for me when I got home one night after he barked constantly for 3 hours. My poor neighbor had the flu and Fox did not care, nor was he ashamed. I was though.
Lhasa-pain-in-my-apso
My name is Juno. I like to eat the butts and crotches of everyone’s undies. Yum!
You’ve always wanted to be a Cowboy…
I like to pretend I’m a calf getting roped at the Calgary Stampede every time Humans try to put my leash on.
Fowl Breath
I eat chicken poop! Mom says my breath is fowl!
