I got this photo message from my boss yesterday. Turns out her dog, Charlie, is an expensive jerk 🙂
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Hide the evidence!
I had an accident in the house and when mommy caught me trying to eat the evidence, I ran and hid under the bed…
Mister Jones Crocodile hunter
Meet ‘Mister Jones’, my very special guy, always willing to help when danger in around! the crocs didn’t stand a chance :p
Speak now or forever hold your pieces
About 2 hours after a meticulously planned wedding notebook was put together, Howie thought mommy could chill out a little on the wedding planning… So he destroyed it. All of it.
Ride Along Ruiner
My humans took me for a beautiful car ride in the country. In repayment for their love and generosity, I wiped my butt on the back seat of mom’s car leaving a six inch long skid mark. Thanks for the ride… Sorry, not sorry for the skid mark.
Breaking the fourth wall
Cookie was running around the table and slid into the wall, then started eating the drywall after she had saw what she did. Her Sign reads “My name is Cookie: I broke the wall and ate some!” You can see the hole behind her.
Got your goat!
Roberta rose our goat loves to eat everything.
Dry Cleaning Bill: Put it on my tab
As we were walking by an outdoor cafe, Peanut decided to lift his leg on a lady’s purse that she had set on the ground. I paid for her to take it to the cleaners.
The real reason dinosaurs went extinct!
Minion has this thing about de-gutting every toy! He must think there all squirrels.
Buster vs. Cup
Buster is gifted at opening baseball equipment bags….an expensive gift when he eats gloves, Evo shields, and other gear. He does have a special fondness, however, for cups.
“I miss my boy when he plays baseball so I eat his equipment.”