dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Tinder’s new security feature

Posted June 16th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Third Wheel.

I make sure Mommy will never get a date again….

It’s Curtains for you!

Posted June 16th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

My name is Daisy. I’ve sat in this crate next to these curtains for three years. Today I had enough. I pulled the curtains into my crate so hard I ripped the rod off the wall while my parents went grocery shopping. And I’m 8 years old.

Waffles Wasn’t So White

Posted June 16th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I pooped in the yard and then rolled around in it!

She plays it loosey goosey

Posted June 15th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

When I get scared I run & pop at the same time.

Ana

Retaliation between siblings

Posted June 15th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Babysitter, Piddle Party, Submitted.

Our French bulldog is a wonderful big brother to our son, and acts like a typical “velcro puppy,” so for example he likes to sit at the foot of the changing table whenever we change the baby’s diaper. One day during a diaper change the baby started peeing all over the place, and the dog was unfortunately in the line of fire. I froze for a moment when trying to decide between towelling down the dog’s fur or diapering the baby… but during those few seconds of hesitation it happened again! Our Frenchie got peed on twice within a 45 second period… but he was a good sport about it. However he delivers payback in the form of stealing pacifiers.

He’s a rotten Melon

Posted June 15th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

Our baby green cheek conure, Melon, loves my daughter and gets super excited when he gets to come out of his cage to play. “I get so excited when my sister takes me out of my cage that I can’t control the strength of my love bites. OUCH!”