dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Labrad’oh Retriever

Posted March 7th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

My name is Ike and I’ll eat anything. Even my own decomposing poo.

Undie the Sea, Undie the Sea!

Posted March 7th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Babysitter, Submitted, Underwear Snatchers.

Teddy is a 2 year old Australian labradoodle. His owner, 6 year old Sadie, wants to tell you that teddy loves to steal and chew her mom’s undies and Sadie’s toys. Princess legs are his favorite!

English Springer Contractors

Posted February 15th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

We chewed the corners off the columns.

Happy Valentine’s Day, This is Your Fault

Posted February 14th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

This Valentine’s Day, I almost had to have my stomach pumped after I ate a whole box of chocolate!

It Truly was a Happy Meal

Posted January 28th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Neighbour kids were picnicking out front, next door. Our four year old opened the garage and Scout got out. She decided to visit them….and eat their Happy Meals.

“Nip”head

Posted January 27th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

I found the hidden stash of “nip” & now it’s all over the floor. I am not ashamed & stoned out of my mind.

It was Totally Worth it.

Posted January 27th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I got kicked out of daycare for humping.

Socks Are Friends, Not Food

Posted January 18th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Sock It To Me, Submitted.

I started throwing up non stop and mom took me to the vet. Long story short…….emergency surgery and the vet discovered my secret. Yes, I ate 7 athletic socks, an electric cord and a candy wrapper. Apparently this wasn’t a great Christmas gift for my humans but I’m feeling way better not considering this cone, of course.