dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Mystery Diner

Posted March 20th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

HI IM SAMMIE
I ate an unknown object and made myself sick so I ate grass and made myself even more sick and I think I’m going to throw up and I’m not ashamed.

Sneezing is Caring

Posted March 20th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

My 2 year old American Bulldog Madison. Whenever we sit down to eat she like to sneeze on you and your plate, then stare at you as if to say “you know you’re not gonna eat that now, I’ll help”

Chewing for Charity

Posted March 19th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

“I chewed up mom’s charitable giving statement and I’m not sorry.” -Cino

I Scream, You Scream, we all Scream About Ice Cream

Posted March 19th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Our pup jumped in my lap and essentially smacked into the ice cream cone. Sprinkles everywhere. …

Making a Sacrifice to the Carpet Gods

Posted March 19th, 2016 by dogkeeper & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

Maggie managed to escape out of her crate in my room while I was at a doctors appointment. My door was shut so she tried to dig through it. Apparently she wanted to come.