Hi, my name is Chloe Mae. One day mom had to run some errands and thought it would be nice to put me and my older brother in the basement instead of our kennels. Well I thought otherwise. I decided to try and escape by ripping off the door frame and then just going straight for the door itself. When I realized it wasn’t going to work I decided to just chew up everything into little pieces and hide it throughout the basement. Mmmm wood my favorite!!
I play tug-of-war with the little human’s socks while she is wearing them.
I found a can of spray paint and decorated the couch…mom & dad are not impressed….maybe a little
Molly’s behaviour is inappropriate…. She humps Mommy’s boyfriend even though she has been told continuously to behave like a lady.
Mr. Frank takes his upper management position at the bike shop very seriously. FYI the ink is low.
We ate 2/3 of my daughters B-day cake while the dog, Ein, watched us pass pieces around and ignore him. We left it out to work on it the the next day and Ein decided to help himself… I guess we’re lucky he didn’t burn the place to the ground!
Dasha’s New Year’s Resolution:
I refuse to poop outdoors. You don’t, so why would I?
Mae has to be supervised around the Christmas Tree. She’s chewed branches and scattered needles around the living room. She also has gotten into the cat litter a few times. It sticks to her nose and her breath smells like the expensive litter!
My personal copies of the dogshaming coloring book arrived late last week and I couldn’t be happier with the outcome. The pages are awesome, hilarious, and who knows, if your submission has ever been published on dogshaming, you might just find your pooch gracing the pages of this awesome coloring book. We also have calendars and the NYT best selling self-titled book available.
Good news Canada, amazon.ca has released their copies of the coloring book so you can still order them in time for the holidays! Spread some colorful cheer and give the gift of dogshaming to everyone big and small! For a super special secret offer, click here (or to see what the inside of the coloring book looks like!)
