dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Christmas Sweater

Posted August 9th, 2017 by dogkeeper & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Submitted.

Ashton chewed a hole in his new Christmas sweater, then puked it up. Yes, it was as gross as it sounds.

Myopic Beagle

Posted August 8th, 2017 by dogkeeper & filed under Reading Rover, Submitted.

I ate Mum’s glasses while she was in the shower! I’ve had quite a feast on her things this week.

Bad Doggy – Picking on Small Children!

Posted August 7th, 2017 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Babysitter, Submitted.

If it’s made of plastic and it’s in reach, it’s Merlins.

“I like eating toys that belong to the small child next door”

Curse you for Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal

Posted August 6th, 2017 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

“I convince my brother to go outside and then I run back in and eat his supper”

I Like me a man in Uniform

Posted August 5th, 2017 by dogkeeper & filed under Escape artists, Submitted.

Our 6 month old labradoodle, Rupert, escaped from his kennel and (surprisingly since he is a usually a very very calm puppy) freaked out barking at the front door and trying to get out. He managed to lock the deadbolt (you know, the kind that can only be locked and unlocked from the inside) and lock us out of the apartment.

“Hi, I’m Rupert. I locked my mom and dad out of the apartment while they were at dinner. Some nice firemen had to come break the door down- I got so scared I peed on the carpet. Dad thinks it’s funny, mom is not pleased.”

Isn’t That What it’s There for?

Posted June 26th, 2017 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

She goes for walks but comes home to poop on the potty pad.

Wannabe Nurse

Posted June 25th, 2017 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I am a recently graduated nursing student – my dog Lucy decided my clinical concept maps and papers looked yummy!! Little did she know each concept map took nearly 8-9 hours to finish! She’s lucky she’s so darn cute!!!!