We had just went to the county fair and bought 3 different flavours of fudge. The fudge was in a bag on my husbands nightstand (hiding it from the kids). I returned home from shopping to find fudge all over my house. Our Boston Terrier/Pomeranian mix named Pudge had gotten into it and apparently preferred the Rocky Road to the Salted Carmel and Peanut Butter because that one was nearly gone. Pudge loves Fudge!
I ripped up the rent check because I didn’t want mommy and daddy to worry about money…
My mommy lets me run around really early every morning (5:30am) so I can get my energy out. Today, I met a new friend that is black and white. It sprayed me and then I decided it was time to go back to my apartment. My mommy knew what happened by the smell, but I rolled around in her bed anyway. My mommy locked me up in my crate and put me outside. By 8:30, my mommy has visited Walmart twice for supplies to get the smell out of our apartment. Am I ashamed? No, but I would like to go back in. She says no.
I walked all over the house. While peeing.
I eat dryer lint from the trash!
“Why eat your owner’s hair straightener when you can eat your houseguest’s?” Not to mention the makeup brush handles that apparently were delicious, in addition to the straightener plug.
So, Guapo has been eating this couch one chunk at the time until it was pointless to patch it up… Yes, he ate the patches too.
The cat door wasn’t big enough for me, so I made it bigger…
3 year-old rescue who resides full-time in Yosemite. When he’s not chasing bears out of campgrounds he loves rolling in BEAR poop!
Dixie the chihuahua ate a pair of two carat diamond stud earrings. Fortunately, the stones were, ahem, recovered…
