dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Inventory in, Inventory out!

Posted June 20th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

I pooped in the basement while mom was doing laundry. Then I ran upstairs to finish her cereal while she cleaned up after me.
-Sorry (Not sorry.) Keetza

Mean Mugging

Posted June 19th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

“I give dirty, judgmental looks (but really I’m a big almost 90lb baby!)

He put Himself in Time out…

Posted June 18th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

…because he knew he would be put there anyway, as he has been the last two days (to no apparent effect…).

Snack Time

Posted June 14th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

Daisy Mae loves her brother the cat, especially his poo.

“I jumped over the baby gate so I could snack from the cat box.”

I Was Confused!

Posted June 14th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Piddle Party, Submitted.

I peed on our rug, because I thought it was Purple Shaggy Grass… I’m Sorry!
– Roman

Roman is a rescue dog, that had never had an accident in the house, until now. He just had a moment of confusion… But at least he’s sorry. 🙂

Chef Andi Makes Roll Overnight Oats

Posted June 14th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Submitted.

Andi decided she would surprise mummy with breakfast in bed… or breakfast on the couch… on the floor… It’s the thought that counts.

Dead BatDog

Posted June 13th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

Once my dog brought in a dead bat which most likely killed by who knows what. She brought it in as a “gift” and put it on our SOFA..
Why animal control? That was not us, that was our grandmother after we told her the story.
Here is what the sign says:
I brought in a dead bat and went nuts when the animal control people came over to check me for rabies. That is just 1 of the bad things I have done.
Sorry for poor handwriting. :/