Posts By: Audra Williams

Footloose

Posted by & filed under Escape artists, Submitted.

Dixie is my friend’s Brittany puppy. She slipped out of her collar during a potty break and ran around the neighbourhood, with me chasing her in my bare feet…It is February and we live in Michigan.

Squash this bad behaviour!

Posted by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I had just pulled the butternut squash out of the oven when nature called. Leaving it steaming on the counter, I did my thing. When I returned I found Scarlet (a border collie) whimpering but having eaten an entire half of the squash. Meanwhile, blind doggie Storie sat nearby. I later realized Scarlet had a couple of blisters on her tongue.
Text on sign:
My name is Scarlet. I jumped on the counter and ate 1/2 of a roasted Butternut Squash. I burned my tongue. I deserved it. PS: I also steal toys from my blind sister. I am a jerk!

 

I refuse to come out!

Posted by & filed under Piddle Party, Submitted.

I won’t come out of my crate until Mom or Dad pick up the back end and force me out. I know they are going to make me go outside and I don’t want to go, I’d rather pee in the house. – Daisy

Daisy aka “pee-pee dog” lived outside 24/7 for a couple of years now that she has a new home she thinks she’s too delicate to go outside even to go potty.

I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it

Posted by & filed under Submitted, Vomit Comet.

Mom and Dad don’t always let me snuggle in bed but when I do, I throw up from excitement!

Bacon the Boston doesn’t sleep in bed because of his mountain man like snores but sometimes we want to cuddle with him when we sleep in. Second day in a row…. You would think we would learn.

Techno-savvy dog

Posted by & filed under Submitted, Technophobes.

It only took her 5 seconds while I turned my back to destroy the bluetooth….it wouldn’t be the first time. 2 seconds after getting in trouble I started eating my boy‘s race track…it’s what I do!