My pup was outside for 5 minutes, came back in covered in thick yellow skunk spray, and ran straight upstairs to jump on my bed and laundry.
Posts By: Audra Williams
When Pee Hits the Fan
I peed into the bedroom fan.
Hide and go barf
I like to barf behind furniture so no one finds it for a long time.
Not good around toddlers
I steal plush toys from toddlers in my dog park. I’m untroubled when they cry
Bible study Drop-Out
I ate my Mom & Dad’s pillow and pillowcase while Mom was at Bible Study. She’s not buying the fact that the Devil made me do it. I’m a big jerk. I’m not sorry. Buddy
I’m black and white…and pink, and purple, and orange
What can I say – this dog is obsessed with digging out underwear from the bottom of the laundry basket and then taking it to another room to hang out with it
Sandwich way is the dog house?
Sorry for stealing your sandwiches Grandad.
No more Game of Thrones!
I ran really fast through the house…got stuck in the curtains and pulled them out of the wall sending the curtain rod flying through Mom & Dad’s flatscreen TV. I couldn’t care less.
They starve me!
“I just stole the pizza box from the counter and ate 3 pieces. No regrets!”
Don’t let his cuteness fool you, people. He is cunning and calculating and preys on poor innocent children who leave their pizza unattended!
This is Leonard, our 2 yr old shelter pup. He’s hort on manners but makes up for it in personality, lol.
Basenjeez Louise!
This is what happens when mom has to go away on a business trip.