I eat from the litter box and think know one knows….
Bernie’s Box
Posts By: Audra Williams
Foot mutt
I sleep at the foot of dad and moms bed and wont move when I’m told to get down. So they cant stretch there legs! 🙂 Love, Maddy Mae
Sticking my nose in other peoples’ business
“I love to stick my nose in my mommy’s butt and “hoo ha” because I know she likes it!!!” <3 Canela
Takes one to know one
“I like to eat rabbit poop when I’m outside and then come in and throw up on mom’s NEW comforter. I also threw up on the old comforter too! ~Barkley~”
For some gross reason my dog likes to eat rabbit poop when he goes outside. Obviously it doesn’t settle well with his stomach and my comforter gets the aftermath!
We Helped Take Out The Trash
I pulled the trash out of the can under the sink but failed to remove it from the house before going to bed. Bella and Eddie helped teach me a lesson by removing it from the trash bag overnight.
Because I love you so much
Paddy is the sweetest and most loving dog you will ever meet. He is a rescue and BFFs with my 16 month old daughter. We love him dearly. He just has one minor flaw… he will poo in the house as soon as I leave him. No matter how long I am gone. Whether it be 3 minutes or 3 hours, there is guaranteed to be a massive poo. And it is ALWAYS in the same spot in the hallway. But, look at that face. How can you stay mad?!
Mazie plays doctor
Mazie chewed up the ear thermometer because she was bored.
Nothing beats a tasty rug
Toys? Nope… Rug was better
Earl has tons of toys but still prefers a hearty, filling rug.
Do I look sorry?
My mommy found me at the neighbour’s farm chewing on a dead deer’s butthole.
Layla and the Jesus Bus
This is our sweet and serene Layla. However, every Sunday morning around 10am she barks herself into a tizzy when the “Jesus Bus” shows up to take all the neighbourhood children to church. It’s especially embarrassing in the spring/summer when the windows are open and she scares the kids. She also has a penchant for getting into the garbage after we’ve all left for for the day….it’s always a surprise when we walk through the door at 5pm!
