Hi Dad-
I hope you’re enjoying your trip to Florida. I may have are the couch when you were gone. See you soon Shea
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Posts By: Audra Williams
At every opportunity…
“We pee on our sisters.”
…and look our mothers right in the eye as we do it.
They are so proud. We are not sorry.
When you gotta go…
“I peed on all the clean clothes because Dad forgot to put the bell back on the door.”
Sirius is our 8 month old boxer puppy. He is super smart… he rings a bell we have on the door when he wants to go outside. However, sometimes he rings the bell when he doesn’t NEED to go out, and spends the night driving us crazy, so we will remove it.This particular day I left a laundry basket of clean clothes out to fold when I got home from work. My husband sent me this picture while I was at work… guess we learned our lesson! When you gotta go, you gotta go! (especially if you’re bell is gone and you can’t tell anyone!)
Just Peachy
In just three weeks, Max has already given us our own 18-hole golf course and mini-Grand Canyon. Then he took up gardening. Good thing his dad works in Disaster Management.
What a crummy thief
I was busted eating cat poop because mom and dad found the crumbs on the sofa.
While Mom was cleaning elsewhere…..
While Mom was cleaning in another room, I decided to help empty the trash…. all over the family room, kitchen and living room. It was yummy…. and I’ll do it again.
Just Wanted In
On a beautiful Spring day Summer was left outside while the family was away. She didn’t appreciate the nice weather and tried to eat her way into the house. Given a bit longer she may have been successful as she made it to the foam interior of the door. The previous rust damage from her scratching probably assisted her efforts. A few days later she was mysteriously ill. While X-rays didn’t show blockage, I have to believe the vomiting episode and subsequent need for IV fluids may have been the result of undigested rust. Other than the shaved legs, she has no lasting effects of her adventure. The door on the other hand needs much attention.
Love Lace
I ate mom’s bra. I ate one whole strap, half of the other, hook side of the back strap and the some of the fancy lace. Poor mom. She had to pay for my vet visit and replace her bra. Boy, she sure loves me.
I need some rain boots!
I go pee pee on my front legs. <3 ROCKY.
Baby’s best friend
I ruffle through the trash and open his soiled diapers then eat the contents.
