Posts By: Audra Williams

I just can’t help myself!

Posted by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

This is our dog Lucy. She likes to steal food off the counters when we are not looking. She just can’t help herself. She is a very sweet dog and we love her to death but she deserves to be on the dog shaming website.

Loony Luna’s Lunacy

Posted by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

“I am a 7 month old ‘Aussiedoodle’ and I STILL refuse to go potty outside! I like my puppy pads and I am NOT ashamed!”
-Luna

Hi, my name is Luna and I am and Australian Shepherd mixed with a poodle. I am very smart and very active, traits you might see in both of my breeds! My parents got me for my human sister’s 2nd birthday in October, and I was doing good with outdoor potty training until the snow started to fall and I discovered the cold Minnesota winters. ohhhh no! I am NOT pooping on that white stuff!
I’ll play in it but I’m not going potty there! Luckily I am very good at using the puppy pads and mom doesn’t even remember the last time I went potty off of it. Mom hopes I’ll start going outside now that the snow is melting…We will see!

No spring chicken

Posted by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

We’ve just moved to Colorado and are staying with friends for a few weeks while we get settled in, so we were all pleased to find out that our lab mix Moose got along with their backyard chickens. Except apparently he’s been getting along a little TOO well, and ate all their food yesterday. Now we’re off to find some rug cleaner. Yaaaaay. Thanks dog.

You love me and this is how I repay you.

Posted by & filed under Submitted, Underwear Snatchers.

“When dad decides to take a 5 minute shower after exercising after dinner, I run to the basement stealthily and destroy 5 pairs of mom’s favourite underwear from the dirty laundry pile. I am a ninja. Charlie.”

For all intents and purposes, this is Charlie’s one and only vice. My husband and I rescued him on May 29, 2012 and we have smiled each and every day since. Adopt, don’t shop!