Posts By: Audra Williams

Who Needs Legs Anyways?

Posted by & filed under Submitted, Toy Tug-O-War.

George, my almost 9 year old Chihuahua, took a special liking to this new frog toy. He liked it so much that he tore two legs off the toy, left a third hanging by a thread, and nearly chewed off the head too. He started to pull the stuffing out but mommy put an end to the fun 🙁

Thanks for the new family

Posted by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

We rescued Daisy from our local humane society. She is a one year old German Shepherd Cross. She has a nice cozy kennel for when we leave her at home but she was able to reach and chew my son’s backpack, my husband’s speakers, and my daughter’s fashion hat. Last week she ate my son’s bedroom door. She is a lovely dog just a bit destructive 🙂

Wade Boggs “The Interrupter”

Posted by & filed under Farting Furballs, Submitted.

During a very important meeting for the production of a popular television show, Wade Boggs (pictured) sauntered into the room, under the packed table, and laid one of the largest / most pungent gastrointestinal explosions to date. Quickly removed from the room, it was only right to publicly shame this pooch for his loose caboose.

Stink mouth

Posted by & filed under Sock It To Me, Submitted.

Every day I come home from work, Juno our 8 month old lab waits for me to take of my sock then she spends the next hour smelling, licking and chewing on my stinky socks. If she is really excited she roll around on them. But to date she has yet to chew a hole in one.

Boogie Nights

Posted by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

“not even the ‘cone of shame’ will stop me from getting into the trash”

thinking the trash would be safe with boogie wearing the cone of shame was proven wrong. 🙁 she never ceases to amaze me.

Akira vs. dog class vs. locksmith

Posted by & filed under Car Corruption, Submitted.

Akira pressed the lock button on my car keys when we got to doggy class, locking herself in the car. When the locksmith came to get her out she growled at him. When he got the hanger into the car she tried to take it from him. After 5-7 minutes of trying to hit the unlock button he got the door open and Akira pressed the panic button! Oh My God the stranger made it into the car safety zone!!