My name is Ralph and I like Tagalong Girl Scout cookies. Mom is happy the box was empty. I was not.
Thank goodness there were no cookies left and he didn’t get an upset stomach!
You’re such a tagalong
Posts By: Audra Williams
Psycho Pomeranian
I want to murder every dog in my neighborhood… Even the ones bigger than my Daddy.
Horse Play
My name is Millie and sometimes I get too friendly with not alive things. Like Mummy’s coat. The shoe box. My bed. But horsey is my favourite. I love horsey. I know now that I love horsey more than I should. Daddy says that I mustn’t do that to horsey now because it upsets the small people who own horsey and it’s definitely not okay when daddy’s friends are here in the big house with their own small people. Sometimes what I do to horsey makes small people cry and daddy has to say sorry a lot and make me wait outside until small people have gone away. I really like small people. But I still like horsey best.
Know Your Place
Her ‘Maid’ has been working late a lot, so Heidi made her protest loud and clear.
Privacy Shmivacy
That pesky privacy screen on the gate kept me from seeing my friends.
Lok’eeled over from the smell
The tale on the sign is absolutely true. Loki likes to ride in the car, so I took him along on the trip to the pharmacy, figuring that we could go for a walk in that neighborhood after I picked up a prescription and some odds and ends. I guess I should have let Loki know the full plan before stepping into the store for 5 minutes.
The one-dog clean-up crew
This is Azim. Azim likes to eat cat poop. Azim likes to eat cat poop in the yard. We decided to start using ground corn litter in out cat’s boxes as it’s better for their health. And we just adopted our 3rd cat who was a stray. We had to keep the bathroom door open so the cat would get use to using the box when he slept in the house at night. One morning we woke up, and all the litter was gone! We knew immediately that it was Azim. And he went from being a fit pit to being a fat one. Now, we have a door chain lock on the door so the dog won’t use his nose to open the door and the cat can slink in to use the box.
You can’t handle chair
I chewed the handle on dad’s chair…said I was sorry, but I’m not. For some reason Gibson thought that the new chair handle was his own personal chew toy.
Sell my soul for a treat
Chica is a sweet dog and when it comes to treats, she can lay down, roll over, jump, cry, even talk lol
Helping Mom Study
This is Cheyanne helping mom study. She came home and found that I had destroyed her brand new drug book and study guide. I later pooped out different medication names.
