D169931W PEPPER
CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING COUNTS OF THEFT AND DESTRUCTION
1. DAD’S MEMORY CARD
2. DAD’S PINK FLOYD CD
3. MUM’S CHARGER CABLES
4. FOUR CAR SEAT BELTS
5. NUMEROUS STUFFED TOYS
6. MURPHY’S DINNERS
7. THE HOME PHONE
8. TV REMOTE
FURTHER CHARGES EXPECTED
Our 10-month-old puppy Scout was left enclosed in the kitchen while we went out for a quick lunch. She escaped to our son’s room and selected to chew on, among many items on which to chew, a book entitled “I Could Chew on This, and Other Poems by Dogs” by Francesco Marciuliano.
My name is Jameson. I like to wind up and sucker punch my parents when they are fast asleep. And my paws are HUGE!
Arthur has been good lately and lulled us into believing he could be left out of his crate. He crawled through the cat flap and dragged a 30 lb bag of dog food through and ate most of it. That night when he got sick he ignored the hardwood floors and vomited the contents onto the white shag rug in my bedroom. It’s the only carpet upstairs. Arthur is a very smart, loving, good dog. He’s also kind of a jerk.
I ate a bag of beignets from Disneyland!
…and they were delicious. I still have the powdered sugar on my head!
We don’t know how she gets them, but we are going on #6 of Chapstick. She hides them in her bed when she’s finished eating them.
I sneaked into my mom’s coworker’s office, climbed on their desk and ate their lunch
Embers, our mini dachshund, has been banned from playing in the backyard due to sniffing out and eating every last morsel of rabbit poop! She is not allowed outside unsupervised anymore. At least we have discovered the source of her terrible poo-breath.
My mom wore a species insensitive Halloween costume. Shame on her!
Pete the pug spent the afternoon destroying an outdoor patio pillow. Naughty pug!
