Posts By: Audra Williams

what a retch!

Posted by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted, Vomit Comet.

It was diarrhea. I decided that it might smell nice on me so I rubbed some on my ear, then my neck and I tried to get it on the right side of my body but my daddy pulled me away. After appreciating my new smell, daddy threw up. I tried to roll around in his vomitus but daddy dragged me back home. I think I smell good and I am not sorry.

It’s been…a day

Posted by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

After a LONG day of trying to get Lucy’s nails cut…

Dad locked Mom and I out this morning when he went to work… I had to ride in a strange vehicle with some lady I did not know… Mom took me to some strange man who had other dogs… I hate dogs… He put a muzzle on me and cut my nails… I hate when people touch my paws… So I pooped on him… Opps… Not sorry.

You can fly, you can fly!

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Midge wasn’t going to be intimidated by a dog 10 times as big as she is, even if that dog is a puppet.

“Mummy spent hours knitting Nana for Peter Pan. So I chewed a hole in her paw.
She is yummy.”