Audra Williams, Author at Dogshaming

White Dogs Can’t Jump

Posted December 9th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Couch Potatoes, Submitted.

“I ate 2 pieces of bread off the kitchen counter. Sorry, Daisy”

Somehow, Daisy used her little legs to jump up high enough to get bread off the counter that was to be used for french toast.

The poop of shame

Posted December 9th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I pooped in the house 5 minutes after Daddy brought me in from a 30-minute walk. I AM NOT WORTHY.

Might Want to Rename Petunia, Lily.

Posted December 9th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I was given beautiful Peace Lilies recently in condolence for the passing of my father. I also just rescued a puppy named Petunia, who was afraid of the plant… until I left her alone with it.

Editor’s Note: The peace lily (also known as Mauna Loa) is toxic to dogs and cats. Ingestion of the peace lily or calla lily can cause irritation of the tongue and lips, increased salivation, difficulty swallowing, and vomiting. [source] If you think your pet has ingested a lily, please contact poison control or your vet clinic.

Love the Sinner

Posted December 8th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

Minnie May got into a box of holiday things in my apartment while I was at work- I was reorganizing some closets and had not yet finished. She decided the manger scene looked appetizing. Her shame sign reads “I ate Baby Jesus’ manger! #goingtohell.” She is a mess.