“I chew on walls…”
Brachycephalic Dogs a.k.a. I’ll-Chew-Your-Wall Dog
Posts By: Audra Williams
It’s like taking cheese sticks from a baby…
After spending the day outside in the mountains, Nike, our 2 yr old Vizsla, must have worked up an appetite. After being left alone for less than two minutes, she managed to eat 4 whole slices of pizza and an entire box of 12″ cheese sticks from Papa Johns. My 20 month old son Wyatt found the empty box and brought it to me asking for “stick pwease! Stick pwease!” When I told him they were all gone, his tantrum ensued. Thus, the inspiration for this picture.
Using the Force
I pooped out half of a storm trooper… We have no idea where the other half is…
And It’s Only Thursday
I gravitate towards filth. I will find the biggest, muddiest, smelliest puddle in the field to wade through. I have had four baths this week. I am not sorry.
– Daniel
The New Floors Needed Sealant
I peed on the brand new kitchen floors!
B-B-Benny and the vets
Benny adds “outdoor furniture destroyer” to his indoor repertoire.
Laffy (Barfy) Taffy
I come home from college for one day and Taffy decides to throw up right next to me and then lick me. Love her to death but sometimes…
A Little New Year Smile
Baby Benjamin has some bad acid reflux and spits up often. Mom put him in his swing to nap while she went to feed his big brother lunch. Ben was just out of sight when our Boston Terrier-border collie mix, Abbie, ran over to the swing and started to prance around and whine. Mom thought she needed to go outside. Then Abbie barked and mom noticed Benjamin was choking on his spit up. Now Abbie gets a lot of treats and mom is too scared to sleep.
Thank Goodness I’m cute. What??
“My mom and dad could have bought 5 replacements for me for the cost of the hearing aid I chewed up ($2,300). But they didn’t.”
This is the only thing Gordie has destroyed in 5 years. He’s a good dog!
The Delicate Paws
Our dog Velvet (the tan one) has delicate paws so she can’t run along side us when we bike, which we do a lot! My husband devised two bike sidecars for Velvet and our other dog, Bailey, so that they can accompany us on our bike trips around town. Velvet looks ashamed but she secretly loves the bike bags and hops in them whenever she can
