“I like to escape from my yard and ride school buses home”! Hi, my name is Binkie. I weigh 4.5 pounds. This means I can walk right under any fence known to man. “You build it, I’ll breach it”, that’s my motto. I decided to wait until my mommy turned her back for a second, so I could leave the yard and get picked up down the street by the nice lady driving the school bus. I mean, why walk home when you can ride a bus for free, right?!
I tore my bed apart and turned my kennel into a hamster cage.
Sadie loves socks and even though she is a mature dog and should know better, she cannot resist devouring any sock she finds. She especially like’s our 12 year old son, JP’s expensive Nike socks.
I destroyed a $2000 sofa and made my human cry.
He’s working toward his beach body.
Chewie sneaks into the lounge (where he knows he’s not allowed) and sleeps on my mummy’s cream sofas.
Luckily, the pedal was (for the most part) salvageable. Needless to say, I’m not allowed in the room with the guitars anymore. Sorry Daddy. Pugs and kisses — Benjamin
“I eat rotten peaches that fall in my yard, then throw up the pits in the living room! Yum!” – Mayer
The Petsmart cashier graciously pointed out that my 6 pound Yorkie Bella “took a doogie” in the cart when I was at the checkout register. Lets just say it was not small. Needless to say I was embarrassed and this picture shows how Bella really feels about it.
