I’ve broken lots of crates, but now I’ve learned to TUNNEL.
Shawshank Redemption
Posts By: Audra Williams
BREAKING NEWS: Mom’s home!
“Mom, I was just so excited to see you…”
Powdered Evidence
He ate his sisters donut while she went to the bathroom.
What Goes Around Comes Back Around
I didn’t poop everything I needed to outside, so I finished in my kennel. Then ate it, threw up, then ate that.
The Frisbee Made me do it
Chico was adamant about getting his paws on the Frisbee from under the couch…he couldn’t wait for his mommy to finish making dinner, so he decided to try and move the couch himself.
One’s Flew Over the ChiChi’s Nest
I escaped and was wandering around for a week. My owner was up day and night looking for me! I am not ashamed
<3 Pretty Boy
Good thing I put flyers EVERYWHERE. He is now micro-chipped and has a permanent tag….
Employee of the Month
I ate the notes from mom’s conference call. I am NOT ashamed.
Staffordshoes Terrier
“I chew shoes…”
‘Ooo – expensive new shoes..? Do allow me to modify them for you. Open-toes are SO this season,’ the shoe chewing minx.
Dog-Ear That Page, Please!
My mutt Bix says, “Here’s what I think of stupid newsletters that tell me what’s ‘risky to swallow’!”
Home Alone KEVIN!! I mean Cayman!!!
We gate our dogs off in our mud room with puppy pads when we have to leave the house for extended periods of time since we don’t want accidents on our light beige carpets throughout the house. On this day, Cayman, our dachshund, decided he didn’t like this idea. He chewed a hole in the baby gate then proceeded to potty throughout, carry his bowl of food from one end of a room to another, slopping kibble everywhere! This has NEVER happened before! And it’s not as if we were gone THAT long!
