Posts By: Audra Williams

Running a toy theft ring

Posted February 11th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Caught stealing dog toys when the snow melted

Slug Eater

Posted February 11th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I ate a slug, vomitted up my dinner on my bed, and then re-ate the dinner before mum could clean it. Not sorry 🙂

Editor’s Note: Depending on your geographical location, slugs and snails may be poisonous to your pups. Please consult your vet if you think your dog may have ingested a slimy critter.

Just Like Taking Chicken From a Baby

Posted February 11th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Bad Babysitter, Best Friend Betrayal, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I was being walked on a nice Seattle day, and I saw a couple young kids with bags from Popeye’s Chicken. I decided I should get my leash tangled around the smallest one, and when my owner was busy trying to untangle us, I made a mad dash for the chicken.

There is no reward without risk, and the spicy chicken bites were well worth the risk.

Death of a Salesman

Posted February 10th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I am a Freak! I humped 2 window salesmen in 1 week.

No Sense of Balance

Posted February 10th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Toy Tug-O-War.

I fall off the couch onto my hippo squeaky toy and scare myself!!
I’m not ashamed, but i could use some help with my balance”
-Mila

I also fall off of beds and other things,… I’m way too big for being a few months old

She TP’d the house…

Posted February 10th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Toilet Paper Pups.

We left the house to go to dinner. We were only gone for 40 minutes or so, and we came home to this… My boyfriend and I had a good laugh when we walked in the door. Rhea didn’t get in trouble at all, but she still looked so sad 🙁

What’cha thinking about? Oh nothing, just pug stuff…

Posted February 9th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Double Trouble, Submitted.

Ruthie stares at you trying to get into your lap by acting pathetic and trying to use her missing front leg to get more attention than her brother!! No shame at all!!

Childproofed, But Not Puppy-Proofed

Posted February 9th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

I got on top of the kitchen table, chewed the childproofed cap off of a bottle of ibuprofen and ate 13 pills. I had to stay overnight at an emergency clinic, hooked up to an IV. It cost my mom $500…
-Milo

Got Litter Box?

Posted February 9th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Litter Box Bandits, Submitted.

My name is Wally. I like to steal poop from the litter box and eat it. My humans call me a “Turd Burglar”.

I Stole A Sack of Potatoes

Posted February 8th, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Cosmo is a German Shepherd/Basset Hound mix. He nabbed a 10 lb. bag of red potatoes from the storage room at home and dragged it out the doggie door-flap. The potatoes had rolled over the yard like Easter eggs. He was unremorseful.