I ate a vibrator.
Good Vibrations
Posts By: Audra Williams
He did it, No-he did it…Honest!
Chase the Destroyer & his side-kick Sammy defeated their outdoor dog mat! The mat didn’t stand a chance!
Winston Needs to Develop his Palate
I eat poop!
Break-faster than you!
George was pretty quick to steal my breakfast sausage when I quickly checked my email…He was not ashamed at all…He even tried to go back for some more!
Helping with the Backyard Renos
“I ran to the fence to get to my friend Kipper. The fence broke, Kipper ran home and I got into trouble”
Sasha was so excited to see her german shepherd neighbor Kipper, that she barreled right through the fence. The fence was to be replaced this summer anyways, just not this soon. After I took her picture I saw the smirk. She isn’t a bit ashamed!
Floored
“I just ate a little piece of the floor at my mum’s work. It was delish” – Ellie May belongs to my boss. When my boss went into an important meeting, Ellie May decided to bite off a chunk of floor and chew on it. As you do.
Beef! It’s What’s [was] For Dinner.
Mecca, 3 year old yellow lab:
I ate ALL the hamburgers that were for dinner
I’m Roooolin’ in the Rain, Just Rooooolin’ in the Rain!
“I roll in dead worms.” -Birdie
Let me get that for you!
I like to lick out the grease trap on the grill.
Sometimes it spills.
Good to the last lick, and beyond…
Ruby likes to lick the tile, all day, every day…before/after meals, just anytime…no matter how many times I tell her to knock it off, she doesn’t care that the tile gets slippery for us!
