I can’t stay out of the trash so now I rock my bling with pride.
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Posts By: Audra Williams
Legos Make a Wonderful Appetizer
I eat Lego min-figs and poop smiley faces.
– Sheamus
I Just Love Annoying my dog Sitter!
Hi my names Cleo and I just love to annoy my dog sitter so much! I make sure to wake her up at 3am EVERY night she minds me!! I’m sure she loves me really!! love Cleo xxx
Brisk Spring Swim
I swam after ducks for 45 min… ’til mom and dad had to swim to the middle of the pond to get me… we ALL smell like fish
Love me Some Two-Ply
I like to eat toilet paper
In Proper Dog Shaming Tradition…
My bag broke and now I shoot grass all over my owner’s legs. They kicked me to the curb and bought a “newer model.” I’m sorry 🙁
You do What With Your Wieners?
Left weenie: When my mom cleans out my eye boogers, I insist she feed them to me.
Right weenie: She eats mine too.
I Might Have Gotten Into the Leftover Easter Candy
Padfoot’s got a pretty keen nose, and clearly she smelled something yummy in the bag of Easter eggs. Nothing like 5 year old candy. She’s so ashamed.
Bathing Beauty
Hi!
I’m Louisa and I love to get dirty! Mommy figured she would try to shame me into being good but I don’t think it’s going to work……I will always try to roll in icky stuff even if it means getting a yucky bath.
Mean Muggin’
My Mommy doesn’t have any more coffee mugs because I have broken them all! Sorry/not sorry, Rory.
Whenever I finish drinking my coffee, Rory always tries to sneak a sip from the empty mug…. which then inevitably ends up in several pieces on my tile floor! : (
