Bella, the African Grey, likes to throw her seed out at Mister, the kitty. Mister doesn’t mind the extra treats though.
Bella: “I throw my seed at the kitty.”
Mister: “I eat it.”
Here Kitty Kitty
Posts By: Audra Williams
My Latest Accomplishment
Owe the kids and dad a solid for cleaning up and reupholstering the couch. Mom still does not know. On to bigger and better things.
Grave Digger
Levi had never dug in the back yard until the kitten showed up. They seem to get along but I think he has some hidden feelings.
It Wasn’t Crockett’s Fault
My husband recently shamed our dog when in fact it was he who should have been shamed. I have corrected this.
“My wife advised me it may not be wise to take Crockett’s bed to the kennel….. I did not listen. Crocket made CONFETTI!”
I like turtles
Rupert keeps finding turtles in our yard and bringing them to the house, all hidden inside their shells. The are ok but a bit spitty.
Groomer Humor
One dog got so nervous at the groomer that she pooped on the floor, and the other lifted his leg on two other dogs… that had already been groomed!!!
Potty Please?
Miss Maddie Mae, our miniature pig, thinks she is very clever… she knows that when she goes potty outside, she gets a treat. She has lately been pretending to need to use the potty simply so she can get her treat. She heads outside, squats, looks directly into our eyes, waits about ten seconds, and comes to collect her treat. She has no shame.
Masters of Bad Timing
These lovely ladies thought it would be funny to have projectile diarrhea all over my place at 7:45am before my 8am test! They’re normally angels, but choose to do this one week before move out date!? Touché.
Conference Call of Nature
I poop every time Mommy is on a conference call. Every. Single. Time.
Aren’t you Glad the Carpet is Already Orange?
I stole raw carrots off my mom’s plate them vomited the on the living room carpet! I love carrots, I think I just ate too many of them too quickly. She was talking to the neighbour at the door, and I hid under the coffee table for my vegetable binge.
