This is my cousin’s dog, Sam. He has a bad habit of licking himself raw and has to wear this cone to curb his behaviour.
Great Balls of Fire
Posts By: Audra Williams
Pedal to the Metal
I obsessively lick the pedals on Mommy’s piano, even when she is playing.
This is The Stig the Cairn Terrier, he has many naughty habits, but I must admit his most recent one of licking the pedals on my antique piano is driving me nuts, he mostly likes to do it when I’m playing which means my feet get cleaned too. Thanks Stig.
Least Sorry-Looking dog Ever
While I was throwing a pool party, for my birthday, Sweet Pea decided to dig through my friend Holly’s bag. She found a treat and claimed it for her own.
“I stole Holly’s sock while my mother was having a pool party…”
It’s for Mal-teasing dad!
I ate holes through my mom’s underwear. She discovered them while folding laundry.
In Jail for Stealing Bread
I stole piece of bread from my human sister’s hand. I was so ashamed I crawled under the deck stairs.
Well she is French After all…
She’s stained with the wine now. It’s her scarlet letter.
MOD DOG
This is Hudson. I think he got fed up of watching me ride off on the Vespa and decided one night to sneak it out and ride it himself.
There’s no App for That…
We unplugged Mama’s iPhone from the charger, took it outside and somehow it ended up at the bottom of the pool. We have no regrets. YOLO!!!
-Dexter and Gracie
Fresh From the tap
Bambi loves cat puke and cat poop. She apparently has supersonic hearing and heard the cat puking in the other room. She ran into the room and was gobbling up the puke as it was coming out of the poor cat.
I’m shed-y and I Know it
“I shed. I’m not sorry. – Malik”
Our shiba inu blows his coat 2-5 times a year. This is the 3rd pile we’ve brushed off him this week. We’re beginning to lose hope. He feels no remorse.
