I chewed through the cord of my humans’ brand new iron… While they were sleeping
My Iron-clad Alibi has a few Holes…
Posts By: Audra Williams
Give him the Benefit of the Doubt
I ate my sister’s Benefit Cosmetics and now my poop is pretty.
Oh Deer
If there is deer poop, without a doubt my German Shepherd/ Yellow Lab mix Ranger will find it and roll in it before I even know what’s going on. I’ve given him 2 baths in the span of 10 minutes before.
75 lbs vs 2 lbs
We rescued a wee kitten 3 days ago, Zoe is 10 weeks old and full of energy, our 7 year old Border Collie, Murphy is terrified of her.
Keeping Daddy on his Diet
As I placed my fresh omelet on the table, I turn around to get some water, when I turn back twas GONE
Don’t put Baby in the Corner
Bruce wasn’t happy that he was left out of playing in the Doc Mcstuffing tent so he decided to eat it so no one could play!!
Don’t Make me get the Rubber Gloves
“I love cat poop so much, I put my head under her butt WHILE SHE’S POOPING.”
And it made for a disgusting bath, complete with rubber gloves for Mom.
The digger
“I’m sulking because I’m not allowed to destroy the garden.” ~ Dolly
Written on the back of that day’s glowing “report card” from our dog walker. Who can resist the temptation of an accessible flower bed?
No More Cable :(
Reggie is a 5 month old Boston Terrier. My husband and I went out to dinner and came home to find the cable cord unplugged from the wall and chewed down to the copper wire. Reggie’s sign reads:
“I chewed through the main cable cord, so now Momma and Daddy have no TV in the house until Wednesday… :(“
Wake-up Call
“I woke the baby because I got stuck under the couch while rescuing my dearly beloved tennis ball from the dust bunnies.” -Fiona
Owner’s note: It had to happen at 1am!
