“Today I was on a car ride when I decided to roll my window down, jump out of the moving vehicle, make my mom chase me in her pajamas, and finally, poop on the side of the road. I’m grounded.” -Valentine
I do my own Stunts
Posts By: Audra Williams
QC for my QT
I like to eat my little brother’s diapers for quality check. They “pass” just fine. -Phoebe
Nothing up my Sleeve!
Unfortunately my mom came home earlier… Dang it.
Straight off the Roll
I eat toilet paper straight from the roll! (And I’m not sorry)
Highlighter Yellow is a Nice Couch Colour
Hi. I’m Samson. My mom rescued me from the streets of Mexico, and so I decided to thank her by peeing highlighter yellow all over her white couch.
What do you Mean they Aren’t Gluten-Free???
Lucy got onto the kitchen counter and ate all of my son’s hand decorated graduation cookies
Rhodesian Ridgeback so soon?
I had just stopped leaving Maddy in the kennel when I go to work, everyday there is a new mess to clean. Even when I believe I’ve done a very good job dog proofing my house
It’s a Pug-Knock Life for me
He hasn’t eaten a non-dog toy in two years. But apparently this sneaky boy thought I got the antenna ball for him.
“I stole a Mickey Mouse antenna ball out of my Mom’s suitcase and ate an ear!! (It was a gift for my mom’s friend). Yummy!! Bruno”
Where did you Come From Cotton Poop Joe
I eat holes in my bedding then poop cotton balls – love Meeko
(The white in the grass is his poop after my hubby mowed the yard.)
I Like my Pool Water Swampy
“I just bit the track off the $1,500 pool cleaner. I’m not sorry. I’ll catch that thing yet!
-Ziggy”
Ziggy is our 3 year old chihuahua who has a personal vendetta against our robotic pool cleaner. As of now it’s;
Ziggy – 3 | Robot – 0
