Oliver and Daisy welcomed the robbers into our house. My parents were in town visiting for my grandmother’s funeral. We went out for dinner and came home to find the house had been trashed and electronics stolen. Final count included two laptops, two cameras, my dad’s backpack, car keys and my mom’s half eaten pack of Twizzlers gone. When the police found the guys who did it, they commented on how friendly my dogs were!
Sign says “We welcomed the robbers and watched them take Mom, Gramma and Papa’s stuff! Thanks for visiting- come again!”
They haven’t exhibited any remorse.
Posts By: Audra Williams
Learning Cursing, err… Cursive!
Our devoted lab decided to mark the entire dining room in one fell “swoop”.
I ‘tryed’ to write my name in pee on the dining room carpet. I am not sorry.
Yukon
PS Written by Nate, age 8
No Guns Allowed!
This is Linda the pug. Linda chewed 2 water guns in two days. Linda sticks her tongue out at me when I ask her who chewed the guns. Linda is clearly a democrat and NOT a member of the NRA! Liberal Linda!
THAT will stop the evil Roomba!
Never leave a dog alone with a robotic vacuum cleaner. Never.
Teething Trouble…
“I really thought this would cheer Mom up after her much needed nap… Guess I was wrong. #stillproud #baddaymadeworse #teething”
Fitz got his teething bone stuck under the edge of the rug and while trying to get it out decided the rug felt much better on his aching gums.
What a Pain in my Apso
Casper, our Lhasa Apso, won’t play with her own toys..instead she steals her sissy’s toy squirrel and destroys it!
Cold Toes – Warm Heart
I walked away when Mom tried to warm her cold toes on my warm belly. Not sorry
-Thumbelina.
Let’s put this Matter-ess to bed
I shredded the bed. I tried to bury the evidence.
Tinkle Tailor Soldier Chi
I peed in mom’s hat and she didn’t find out until after she put it on! NOT SORRY! -Cosmo
S-B-D[og]
If you make a farting noise, she will stare at you and refuse to sit near you. However, all 5 lbs of her shamelessly expels gas rancid enough to KO a rugby team.