My fiancé and I left to go to the spa and when we came home I found my notebook on Sally’s bed! I opened it up and the 5 pages of our wedding guest’s addresses were GONE! There was evidence all over the couch and on her bed!
After his morning run followed by breakfast, Frankie broke into the laundry while I was in the shower and helped himself to his big brother’s bag of food – about 4kg worth! A trip to the emergency vet and an overnight stay in hospital turned it into a very expensive meal.
I rolled in poop and then head-butted my mom when she tried to dry me after my subsequent bath.
PS. she had just bathed me less than 48 hours ago.
PPS. I may have also eaten the poop as my breath stinks!
I came home to a not-so-nice surprise in my bed.
Sign: “I pooped on Mom’s bed while she was at work. Then I tucked it in. Not sorry.”
“It’s a bag! Mommy brought home a bag! I wonder what’s in it…is it for me, is it for me?!? It’s….clothes. For her. Oh, this shirt she purchased will never do. It needs a little jazz. Let’s redesign it!”
I ate mommy’s brand new shirt while she was sleeping. Now I have to wear her shirt – the holes are very fashionable.
Kosey Cat and the family dog, Murphy, really despise one another. To get on Murphy’s nerves, he follows him around and always lies right next to him when he tries to sleep.
It’s 110 in Arizona today, so I made SNOW! Mom is not pleased.
I got trapped under the shed and send a friendly possum out to admire my Mom’s pedicure while she pried up the floorboards to rescue me wearing work clothes and high heel sandals. I’m like that–only thinking of others.
My 14 Year Old Jack Russell Terrier, Kasey, proves she is not too old to destroy her bed. BUT…….I think that her 5 Year Old sister, Chocolate Labrador, Indee, might have had something to do with it too.
I pee on the neighbour’s dog through the fence when he barks at me..
cuz I’m a huge JERK!!!
Dad thinks it’s funny
