My name is Bruce. I made my grandma fall in my mad attempt to get to her house.
Grandma got run Over by a Bruce
Posts By: Audra Williams
You’re Home Early
This Boston Bully pleads the 5th. We suspect she wakes up with blood* on her hands and doesn’t know what happened but knows she did something bad.
*down-pillow feathers
If it Begins with S, she Steals it.
Someday we are going to find all the spoons and socks she’s taken. Now we have to rely of the generosity of our friends. Freaky Beak won’t share her hidey holes.
Paula Deen Would be Proud
I ate an entire stick of butter, then made you clean up my poops.
Greyhound Garbage Gross
Pepper, my housemate’s rescue greyhound loves perusing the garbage for tasty morsels.
Legend…wait for it…d’oh!
When my mommy was trying to get some beauty sleep, I opened the closet door I ate the rest of my dog food. LEGEND
You’re the Cheese to my Macaroni
Woke up to WWIII in the living room. Looked like a mac and cheese dish and rolls of toilet paper got in fight and just decided to explode like a firecracker on the 4th of July … Sigh
Pink is IN!
I pried open the pantry and took the food colouring and chewed it up on the couch and bed while mom and dad slept.
Giving you my Best Moves
Liam decided to taste-test the cord on the brand new steamer. He’s lucky that he is irresistibly adorable.
Here Comes the SpiderDog
I climb this tree to escape over the back fence. Today I got stuck. I am SpiderDog
