Tucker is 9 months old and has developed the technique of playing dead whenever he doesn’t want to do something. Even though he is able to jump up into the low elevation of the Prius he refuses to do it voluntarily and prefers to place his front paws up and then have his rear paws lifted up. When I don’t cooperate he plays dead and poor poodle Scarlett has to impatiently wait while I try to move him from his passive protest position.
We received a phone call from a random neighbour telling us our dog was out. “No no,” we said, “it’s not possible, he was safe and snug in the fenced in yard when we left!” Sure enough, there he was when we returned, grinned at us from poolside. We called the neighbour back and confirmed that it could not possibly have been our dog.
He got our number from off of his tag.
It was not the first time someone had seen him. Or the 2nd. Or the 8th.
If we had a Porsche we would be so screwed.
I caught this fish so don’t ask me to throw it back.
“My bro likes me too much sometimes.”
Titan is a Corgi/mini Aussie who shadows closely everyone he loves, attaching some part of his little body to his chosen ‘host’ body. Today it was Willie, his BFF and brother, who hosted the attachment in the car.
Boss let us know one morning…”I need more fiber.” Much to the chagrin of our backyard birds.
Lexi the Maltipoo gnawed through a plastic bag to enjoy the sweet sweet taste of forbidden (and potentially poisonous) Watermelon gum!
A quick stomach pump and afternoon stay at the vet later… She was home.
(She’s not sorry)
J.A.R.V.I.S… can you imagine humbly handing someone back their underwear.. with a tiny teeth marks torn in them..??
while guests are seated on the toilet .. i barge in and try to pull their pants all the way off..
Oh yes, right in the middle of a professional photo shoot.
A nice man gave me a pat …
So I pulled his pants down!
On our afternoon walk a hot jogger approached to say hi and give the dogs a pat.
Miss excitable 1 yr old rottie bounced up at the unprecedented attention and got her paw caught in the joggers shorts pocket.
When she came back to ground so did his shorts 😮 sorry mate! Hot jocks though!
I was humping my mommy, like I always do…. BUT this time I FARTED with each thrust!!!
