If my owner doesn’t walk me as soon as they get home I poop and pee on the rug.
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Posts By: Audra Williams
Revenge of the PJ snatchers
I left to go to school; he never likes being alone. So he took out his vengeance on my pajamas.
Poop Shute Ute
I pooped in the front seat of my owners Ute, then sat in it. It took ages to clean me up then he had to clean the Ute. The smell lasted for days.
Editor’s note: a ute is is a term used originally in Australia and New Zealand to describe passenger vehicles with a cargo tray in the rear.
The gargantuan pugwich
I unzipped a backpack and ate half of a “gargantuan” sub sandwich.
How to Embarrass mom 101
Bad dogs come in pairs. Worse when a male person of the house found the disaster zone and cleaned the shredded feminine product up off the bathroom floor.
Alarming behaviour
“I’ve decided the best way to wake up mom is to SIT on her head!”
CPA’Pup in trouble
I went under the bed and totally chewed the nose piece and head strap off of my daddy’s CPAP machine. The only way my daddy sleeps without snoring is by wearing this mask. Now neither my mommy nor my daddy will be able to sleep. But I’ll sleep just fine burrowed under the covers-and that’s all that matters!
Spring Break? I don’t think so.
My dog really did eat passports and three twenty dollar bills.
Wanna see proof? Check out our facebook page!
Milo is Busted!
Milo thinks the dishwasher is a cafeteria of old food! He has no shame in jumping up there and eating all the scraps! He is not ashamed!
Who do you think did it?
We’re sorry one of us pooped on the floor, we thought you liked chocolate.
<3 Benny & Noah
