Both my dogs.. Cinnamon (dachshund) and Fred(Multi Racial) Being shamed over a frozen dead squirrel.
Frozen meat on a stick
Posts By: Audra Williams
I Have Boundary Issues
“I have issues respecting people’s boundaries.” This dog is the reason the pool fence company has to puts an asterisk next to their ad, “Pet Proof Fencing*”. *not 100% pet proof. She continually eats through the fence to try and swim.
I got your backside, friend!
While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
It cost HOW MUCH?!?!?
I ate a full size bath towel which cost $747 to have removed.
6 month old great dane puppy “Ardy” managed to eat an entire bath towel. Oh, the life of a great dane owner.
Phantom Pains
Chase aka “King of the Cone” had a toe amputated for biopsy in November. After letting it heal thoroughly for over a month he has decided to lick it to the point of almost reopening the wound. After a $281 bill at the vets for steroid and antibiotic shots he’s now been back in the “Cone of Shame” at some point everyday.
Little Stress ball of fur
Maximus found my stress ball, abandoned his ball, and decided to go to work on it. Found him and the ball in my office; he usually plays in the living room but for some reason decided to go upstairs and tear it up.
Luca Scissor Teeth
Luca is my 8 month old beagle. In a span of a month, he has broken 5 of his Dad’s collars. Recently, he has taken to snipping off his own. Keep In mind that, according to his groomer, there are no other stronger collars in the market. His brand new one lasted only 5 days. He’s in house arrest for now. My wallet weeps from the abuse. I don’t know if I should be mad or be impressed of his “talent”.
Lick-a-stitch
Don’t chase rabbits. you get stitches then get posted on this site!!
Saving ourselves from the evil vacuum cleaner
“I chewed the vacuum cord up for the second time since December…and it’s only Jan 21st.
And I watched her do it… I’m an awesome mother.”
I was just giving you a ribbing!
“I pulled Mommy down in the snow and fractured her rib.”
I was walking down a hill in the snow and Eleanor decided to abruptly turn around and at full speed run UP the hill. This caused me to lose my footing and fall down on the retractable leash, fracturing my rib. After I fell, she thought I was playing and jumped on me. When I screamed in agony, she felt bad, I think…
