I ate Josh’s underpants. I feel no remorse.
Heinrich is a fashion designer who prefers to work with cotton knits and specializes in undergarments.
Posts By: Audra Williams
Could I bee any more bloated?
Nilla loves to chase and eat bees in our clover-filled back yard. She’s 3 years old — you’d think she’d learn, but she’s not the brainiest pup in the pack.
Doggone it!
Two dogs figured out how to open the fridge and eat its contents while owners are away
Points for effort
I crapped on my Mum’s pillow (and it wasn’t easy!)
Je suis désolé!
Nash just thought he could learn a new language by eating a French-English dictionary.
Cockadoodle Dog
“I tore up Mom’s favorite rooster pillow. Tastes like chicken.”
Five-month-old Oakley, a Golden Pyrenees pup, could blame her dad for leaving her alone downstairs for just a few minutes, or she could blame Checkers, the old Golden Retriever in the room, but she takes full credit for destroying the chanticleer.
We live under that rock now.
When does a rock cost as much as a down-payment on a house? When your adorable Husky mix eats it and it gets lodged in his large intestine. Cheers!
I will not be contained, I’m old!
Meet Pam. She is about 10 pounds, about 20 years old, and has about 4 teeth. Staying in the kitchen because she has old age incontinence is apparently unacceptable!
Knit-wit
I make my bed in mum’s knitting. She ‘s been trying to finish this scarf for months. I have no shame.
It’s a sister thing
Adoptive sister pugs Gen and the Foo love other……95% of the time. Unless food is involved then, it’s every pug for herself! No regrets.