I’m Wrecks. I got diarrhea from eating bird suet. I pooped a big puddle on the futon in the basement and Mom sat in it. HA HA HA HA HA.
I thought the smell in the basement was coming from the cat box so I sat on the futon to scoop it out. I realized my bottom was wet and cold and stood up to see what the problem was.
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