It was diarrhea. I decided that it might smell nice on me so I rubbed some on my ear, then my neck and I tried to get it on the right side of my body but my daddy pulled me away. After appreciating my new smell, daddy threw up. I tried to roll around in his vomitus but daddy dragged me back home. I think I smell good and I am not sorry.
Kris
The funniest thing I have ever read on dog shaming! So sorry for your daddy, and I am sure I would have thrown up, too, but on this side of the internet, it is hilarious!
Coco B
Thank God I am on this side of the Internet. You have my sympathies and you doggie are a stinker.
Kristanne Matzek
I had to reply! This is one of the funniest submissions I’ve read in a long while. Sorry for your experience but thanks for the chuckle!