Wolfgang apparently didn’t like the smell of freshly-cleaned carpets. He pooped on them just an hour after I’d returned the steam cleaner to the store. When I went back the next day to rent it again, the cashier asked me, “Weren’t you here yesterday?”
Every time he falls asleep, I bite him.
I like to stop suddenly in the middle of the street while we’re crossing it and poop in front of oncoming traffic. My dog brother, Percy, and my “mom” have to wave nicely at the cars as they wait for me to finish. Mom always picks it up, too.
He was by the tub, turned around really fast, and hit his nose on the toilet bowl.
He’s fine, don’t worry- he tried to play it off like nothing happened.
My name is Oscar and I pooped on an apple on the kitchen counter. It might have been to trick my humans or just because I had to go. Either way my human wasn’t very happy.
This is Molly. When she gets really excited and wants to play, she will run around the house at full pug speed and sometimes knock her baby brother down. She then attacks him with kisses. They both love this game!
While we were sleeping Lulu decided she would take a bingo dabber off the coffee table and chew it. There was green dabber all over the white carpet. I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw the look on her face and her knowing what she did was bad.
Lulu is our 5 year old bulldog and love to get herself into trouble.
“I wake my moms up by licking their butt cracks” – Eycess 1 year old Pitbull.
The sound of Chirping Birds Drive me Crazy, I bark and bark.. and Oh the Ice cube maker, I bark at that too!
Beckett (on left) and his brother Mr. Peabody (right) decided they were over their moms Uggs.
