I hump my rope way to much.
Rope-a-Dope
Yearly Archives:: 2014
Para Bailar la Bamba!
I swim after my mom and try to hug her in the water. i am sorry i end up scratching her. i also ate the fish food. sorry. and i pretend to be limping when my dad asks me if i want to run with him i am perfect in my mom’s eyes anyway. love, BAMBA!
The Devil Made Me Do It
Doug didn’t understand the difference between having Fr. Chris over for dinner and having him over FOR dinner. It’s lucky for Doug that Father is a very forgiving person! They became friends when Father slipped him some pork tenderloin from the table.
Pugnaciously Guilty Giada
Giada misses being the baby of the family, so……she chewed up her 5 month old baby sister’s favorite toy.
Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ Keep Them Doggies Rollin’
Don’t leave her to her own devices for more than one hour!
Sloppy Slip-up
Someone hid their chew bone in my slipper, which I didn’t find until I put it on!
Attack of the Fluff
I defended my family from the vicious pillow. I watched the ridiculous event.
What’s Bluebeard’s favourite letter on the alphabet? “Rrrrr!!!!”
“I ate a pen and got ink everywhere.Now I have a blue beard and I can’t get the people to stop talking to me in pirate voices. Shame on me.”
You only have two feet! Why you need so many?
All shoes need to be away for the night or Marburg finds himself a little late night snack.
I Ate My Mom’s Toothbrush
I had to leave early in the morning for just about one hour, and could not bring Marley along. His feelings were hurt, so naturally, he decided to eat my electric (& expensive) toothbrush to get back at me.
