Dogshaming

We’re Up All Night to Get Lucky

Posted July 6th, 2014 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

“I ate two Vivarin caffeine pills before my parents took me for an overnight at my favourite doggie day care.”

Buffy barked for 12 hours straight and was slightly more crazy than normal that night.

The Panth-ion

Posted July 6th, 2014 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

My mum wouldn’t pay $100 for me to get a proper haircut.
Now I look like the illegitimate love child of a panther and a lion.
I’m so ashamed.

PB & Juneau

Posted July 5th, 2014 by & filed under Bad Babysitter, Best Friend Betrayal, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

My 10 year old son made sandwiches for his little brother and sister. Little sister got in trouble for something and didn’t make it to the table in time to eat with her brothers. Our American Eskimo, Juneau, thought that the girl’s sandwich was fair game and snagged it right off of the table. You snooze, you lose in Juneau’s world.

Blessed With Trouble

Posted July 5th, 2014 by & filed under Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

This is 7 yr old Dixon. I adopted him in July/2013 (yes, this pic is old), and he is the most ornery dog, ever. Apparently I’m his 4th owner. Can’t imagine why… but I will be his final owner he’s in his forever home!

Napoleon the dictator poops in your general direction

Posted July 4th, 2014 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops, Who's Training Whom.

We had friends over for the Army-Navy game on Saturday. A few of us were in the kitchen. Napoleon must have been too excited and couldn’t hold it. He didn’t ask to go outside because it was cold and there was still snow on the ground, so…he just decided to poop on the kitchen rug while 4 of us were in there and didn’t see it happen.

Bargain with the devil

Posted July 4th, 2014 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

Toby the cocker spaniel loves nothing more than butt scratches.

The Princess and the Dog

Posted July 4th, 2014 by & filed under Bad Babysitter, Submitted.

I roll around in princess dresses until I get one on. I like to feel fancy.

Unpatriotic Dog Doesn’t Want to Participate!

Posted July 4th, 2014 by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Submitted.

Sawyer is sulking because I told him not to chew on his new Fourth of July. In the month he’s been with me since he was rescued from a high-kill shelter, he’s been caught chewing on clothes, socks, and one night chewed a hole in the sheet that had fallen partially onto the floor where he sleeps.