Yearly Archives:: 2014

It’s too early for back to school!!

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My dog Brian got into the school supplies two days before school, chewed up most of the pencils, ate 3 out of 6 glue sticks, and chewed the corner of a ream of printer paper so every thing we print has teeth marks on it. He is not a dog that chews anything in the house, he only chews things in yellow shopping bags because he thinks they are juice boxes and school snacks. He tore open the supplies, and apparently though glue was a major food group. Then he pooped Glue sticks and erasers a couple days later.

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Walk of shame

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Chooky is my 1yr old JRT chihuahua cross, and loves to chew. Today on our morning walk she found a dirty pair of ladies panties and managed to sneak them inside! Imagine 20 minutes of me chasing her around our home trying to get them off of her yuck!

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I’m not taking any bull today!

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Piggy does NOT like going outside in the morning and will hide under the bed to try and escape. I’ve had to put bags and boxes in the centre because she knows I can’t reach under there all the way and she’ll stay just out of reach. Once I finally get her out from under the bed, she doesn’t move, and continues to snore, all the while looking up at me with an evil side-eye. I end up having to carry her outside or push her along the carpet until she finally gets up.

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“Badger-enemy of the elderly!”

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“I knocked an old man off his cane and into the bushes. So not sorry. Will try again tomorrow.” I try to always keep Badger inside when our elderly neighbour Bob is walking his dog, but today I didn’t see Bob in time. Badger rushed to greet Bob’s dog, the leash tangled around the cane and over Bob went. There was lots of swearing, but fortunately nobody was hurt. Badger is VERY proud of himself.

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Artistic expression with limited edition print

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Ollie, who has always been good at putting his…artwork…in the proper receptacle, surprised us today with an abstract brown painting on the bathroom floor. The museum curators (his mom and dad) were not amused.

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The cold never bothered him anyway

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I ate my sisters new Frozen book! She paid for it with her own money. She’s very sad! and angry!

I picked up a book from the kitchen table and ate it! It was my sister book that she just bought yesterday. She’s very angry.

I did sit and stay very nicely for this picture though! That has to count for something, right? I am a good dog but sometimes I don’t make the best choices… Owner Agrees!! Sweet Pup!

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