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Yearly Archives:: 2014
Second-hand guilt
The first night with my new mommy and when she took me out to go potty I decided to pee on her! I think my brother Boe is more ashamed than I am. Sign reads “I peed on mommy… I feel sorta bad. -Jax”
You can’t catch me, I’m the pilferingman!
The two only seconds mom keeps her eyes off me because we have to turn a corner, I find something yummy to eat and won’t stop eating till I finish it; avoiding mom all the time that it may require but acting tremendously guilty when I’m done.
The Curator Thinks Your Art is Pedantic
Xollin had just gotten neutered so we couldn’t take him to the dog park for a few days.
He wanted us to know he was bored.
A new kind of beauty treatment
Every time we go to the dog park, I see Luna, my black and white whippet, sniffing the ground obsessively. She would then stop, bite the grass, and roll around in that spot for about 2 minutes straight. When I noticed that my other 2 dogs would join her in this ritual, I finally went over to see what the heck they were all rolling in. Turns out they were hunting down earthworms and rolling around on top of them until the earthworms were crushed to a pulp.
Gross.
Socially awkward
Loquitur was excited to meet his first human friend, until it actually happened…..
Mama Loves Her Old Weiner (and she doesn’t mean daddy)
“I pooped in my mama’s bed this morning, and she still loves me.”
Alice still gets to sleep in mama’s bed even though sometimes she poops in it.
No I don’t know anything about that
The Poopscapades
I stepped in my own poop and schmeared it on my mommy. -Pema
Our 6 month old Boston Terrier, Pema, clumsily stepped in her own freshly pooed poop. When I brought her inside to clean her up, she managed to schmear the stinkiness all over my arm!
Nama-stay
Namaste.
Archie ate a yoga mat that I had gotten for my mom for christmas!
