“I like to hide in the tub and scare you while you use the bathroom.”
This is Lily; she is terrified of fireworks, thunder, the dump truck, and any other loud noises. Since our move, her new hiding spot is in the bathtub. If you don’t check before you go to use the toilet, she will most likely poke her head out and give you a scare.
Max locked me out of the house for 5 hours… in only a bathing suit… with only my phone and a towel. He then proceeded to bark at me for hours because I wouldn’t let him outside. And then he ignored me all evening once I was inside.
When we first got Cassie, our Shar Pei/pit bull/pointer mix, it was almost a daily occurrence for her to destroy something. But I had to laugh when I looked out the window and saw she had dragged the broom over to her de-stuffed bed. Sign says: “I got the broom but Mommy still caught me before I cleaned up the mess I made. -Cassie”
My humans left me alone for 15 minutes in their bed while I pretended to sleep. Their mistake. Now they should set aside their silly camera, clean up this mess, and make me some breakfast! Yes, that’s my tongue sticking out. No, I’m not ashamed. Hurry up!