This is Lola, a 5 year old rescue cockatoo. We love her to pieces but, not only does she have the intelligence of a 4 yr old, she has the naughtiness of one. Every time we trim her nails she gets mad and destroys the things we like the most. Last time She chewed a hole in our leather sofa. She’s such a love sponge it’s impossible to stay mad at her.
I puked ALL OVER my owner’s bar exam books. A++ puke, would puke on again.
David sheds. A lot. And when he’s extra sheddy, he sits on the floor or on furniture and scratches himself until he makes a big pile of fur.
I eat the baby’s dirty diapers and then make my mom clean up my vomit. (Shreds of dirty diaper + barf = pure nastiness)
My little Pom Sophie tore open the trash sack and scattered trash all over the kitchen. Our big Pom, Edge, is blind but has a good sniffer so he helped as much as he could.
Moved the couch while cleaning and her secret stash was revealed.
“I like to poop while crossing the street, just love watching mommy trying to pick it up in the middle of traffic” – Agnes the French Bulldog often choses to poop in the middle of Copenhagen traffic.
Chief and I were watching a movie on the new Blu-ray and speakers. Chief got quite upset when the “dog in the TV” kept barking. He circled the speaker several times looking for the intruder. Not finding the TV Dog he elected to mark the expensive speakers as his territory….
“I like to lick my mommy’s legs after she gets out of the shower!” So true… and so much for that shower. If only, Chloe, you could behave like your big sister, Molly… that is until she starts mimicking you. Then we have a problem.
Every time I let the dog on the bed she thanks me by humping my leg.
