I ate a double batch of blue corn pancake batter.
We’re all going to be sorry…
Yearly Archives:: 2014
A wanton for wontons
“Will listen for wontons!”
Moxie, an English Bulldog, has the breed’s trademark stubbornness down to an art. Yesterday, she was being quite the little brat, barking her head off (yet nothing appeased her!) and stealing shoes, so I told her if she could behave herself I’d give her a whole wonton when our Chinese arrived. She was a perfect angel from that moment on – until she got her wonton!
CSI: Canine Stool Inspector
My name is Harley. Every chance I get, I sneak to my cat brother’s litter box, dig poop out all over the floor and eat as much as I can before I get caught. Shame on me…
I Just Wanted To Be Part of Your Special Day!
Chopper just wanted to leave his mark on our special day. So he got into the leftover wedding favours (dark chocolate lollipops), ate them all, then wiped his adorable chocolate covered face all over his mom’s wedding gown. Now we’re using gift money for vet bills instead of the honeymoon!
Oscar farts in your general direction
“I like to sit in front of the fan and fart” – Oscar the wiener dog.
Sango and mom pray to the porcelain gods
Sango, a terrier mix is sitting on a green chair. The sign reads, “I ate cat poop from the litter box. Then I vomited in the car. Mama vomited too.
The Gatekeeper
I can’t get mad at this face.
The Cowardly Beagle-Basset
I broke out of the backyard fence tonight and decided to barge into the neighbor’s house for refuge….all because of a bug zapper. Love, Wally (the cowardly beagle-basset)
Always Getting Stuck Somewhere
My dog, Pippin, was visiting his “Gma” while I was out of town and kept getting stuck in weird places. So, “Gma” decided to do a dog shaming!
Bobby the “Bolden Retriever”
I stole baby JJ’s Teddy Bear and chewed it all up and when I got in trouble, I then ate the underwire out of his mom’s bra. Bobby